It almost felt like I wouldn’t get to watch the Oscars this
year. For some reason, I was never able
to get the cable box in my apartment connected properly to the TV, so the
obvious means of watching the awards was right out. I could have gone to someone else’s place and
was, in fact, invited to someone’s Oscar party.
I didn’t because: a) I’m a lazy sod, b) I was wearing my pajamas and
didn’t want to change, and c) it’s cold outside. So I tried to stream it over the
internet. Because the major media companies
that own the broadcast stations resoundingly refuse to join the 21st
goddamn century, I was forced to do this by some more questionable means. This naturally, also meant that the video
quality was poor and the lag threatened to end my night early. I persevered, and fortunately, the stream got
better and my neighbors only had to hear me curse my way through the red carpet
footage and the first 20 minutes of the awards.
I’m a film enthusiast, and the films are why I watch the
awards. The Academy Awards red carpet,
on the other hand, is the most insipid piece of television I voluntarily sit
through on a yearly basis. It is
literally a group of grown men and women applauding a different group of grown
men and women for being able to dress themselves appropriately for the
situation. Yes, the dresses are gorgeous
in most cases, but these are Hollywood celebrities, most of them could show up
in a potato sack and still be beautiful. There is only so many times I can
listen to these people say “who made your dress?” and “are you excited?” and
“Oh, I loved ‘Gravity’!” So did everyone
else on the goddamn planet! I really
only turned it on early so that I could make sure the stream was working.
Enough of my bitching, on to the main event. I didn’t bother making a ballot this year,
because I hadn’t seen most of the movies that were front runners for awards
this year. And as it turned out, of the
four movies that won multiple awards yesterday, the only one I had seen was
“Gravity”. As it was, I should have done one anyway, because the speculation
for which movies would win proved to be remarkably accurate and there were
nearly no upsets. Gravity dominated the
early part of the show, sweeping the technical awards (Visual effects, sound
editing and mixing), alongside best editing, original score, and
cinematography. Alfonso Cuarón was also
awarded Best Director, a title he should have gotten back in 2006 for the
un-nominated “Children of Men”. If you
haven’t seen that film, go and watch it.
It’s an excellent sci-fi film and the cinematography is absolutely
gorgeous, and honestly better than that in “Gravity” because it wasn’t as
reliant on green screens.
“12 Years a Slave” was awarded Best Picture, which meant I
continued my four-years running streak of not having seen the film that won
best picture before the awards.
Hopefully the DVD is coming soon.
Lupita Nyong’o was awarded Best Supporting actress for her role and left
one hell of an impression. It also was
awarded Best Adapted Screenplay, which it probably deserved.
I don’t recall hearing anything about “Dallas Buyer’s Club”
when it was first released, but I am absolutely chomping at the bit to see it
now. Jared Leto and Matthew McConaughey
both won awards for their acting, and gave fairly memorable speeches as well.
I have a huge crush on Cate Blanchett, who won Best Actress
for “Blue Jasmine”, but I’m probably not going to see it because I don’t really
want to spend money on Woody Allen. I
do, however, think it’s unfair to criticize her for thanking Woody Allen in her
speech, because, pervert or not, she wouldn’t have won that award (this year)
if he hadn’t made the movie. But what
do I know?
“Her” was the only other movie I saw this year that won
anything. Spike Jonze very much deserved
to win the award for Best Original Screenplay.
“Her” was my favorite among the films that I saw during award season.
I have every year since 2009 gone to see the animated and
live action short films that are nominated for academy awards, and I’m almost
always wrong about which ones will win.
I thought for sure that the Disney-made nostalgia trip that was “Get a
Horse!” would win Best Animated Short Film, but instead it went to the French
steampunk movie “Mr. Hublot”. My
favorite of the live action short films was “The Voorman Problem”, which was a
clever and short comedy. My least
favorite was “Helium”, a movie about a creepy janitor who breaks into a
children’s ward at the hospital and is sentimental (Not necessarily an
objective plot summary). That movie, naturally,
won Best Live Action Short Film.
Meanwhile, “The Great Gatsby” has two academy awards while
“American Hustle” and “The Wolf of Wall Street” both have none. There is something wrong with the world.
I haven’t seen any of the other niche category films
(foreign films, documentaries) this year, so I have nothing to comment on them.
I thought that Ellen DeGeneres was a competent host, and was
reasonably funny when she needed to be, although some of the gags went on too
long. This seemed like a year where they
really played it safe with the host, the production, and the theme (Heroes of
Hollywood).
One of the main reasons I keep watching this show is the
annual In Memoriam segment, which
this year seemed to be particularly rough.
Among the people honored this year were James Gandolfini (“The
Sopranos”), Jim Kelly (“Enter the Dragon”), Peter O’Toole (“Lawrence of
Arabia”), Shirley Temple (“Bright Eyes”), Harold Ramis (“Ghostbusters”)
stop-motion effects pioneer Ray Harryhausen, Elmore Leonard (one of my favorite
authors), writer Richard Matheson and the one and only Roger Ebert. It ended with the still painful image of
Philip Seymour Hoffman. RIP.
That’s about all I have to say on that. We’ll see what lies
ahead next year.
PS: I’ve spent far
too long agonizing about what I should do with this blog and trying to work up
the desire to actually write something.
I’m going to try to just write about whatever comes to mind in an effort
to get something out. See you soon.
Dallas Buyers Club was pretty good, although Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto look so malnourished that it's sad. The makeup budget was a not-so-staggering $250, which is probably why they won Best Makeup.
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